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Food Odes

Bite-sized Odes to Food
My wordplay has been compared to the poet Ogden Nash. 
Who am I to argue?

(in chronological order, newest first)
Ode To Maters
Ode to an Elph
Ode to a Man
Ode to Carrot Top
Ode to a Fugitive
Ode to a Blood
Ode to a Choke
Ode to a Dean
Ode to a Lover
Ode to a Mom
Ode to a Star
Ode to Choy
Ode to an App
Ode to a Virgin
Ode to a Monk
Ode to an Ish
Ode to a Root
Ode to a Bitter Melon
Ode to an Olive Branch
Ode to a Pitt
Ode to a Chocoholic
Ode to a Sushi Chef
Ode to a Cow
Ode to a Fig Leaf
Ode to a Farm Worker

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