To nab the bounty underneath
Sometimes a girl must use her teeth
So I undressed you leaf by leaf
And now I wonder, where’s the
beef?
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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Oh my! We really probably were twins separated at birth in some bizarre twist of fate! I love this (and artichokes btw)....
ReplyDeleteIt makes my day when you post a new ode.
ReplyDeleteYou never cease to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteNow you've undressed him, what the heck?
ReplyDeleteJust give him leaf to kiss your neck.
Then later go on line to check
The richter-reading at Caltech.
Artichokes dipped in melted butter. Oh yummmmmm.
ReplyDeleteNow I have to go buy one. Lovely photo.
you are a genius, a f'in witty genius
ReplyDeleteIt's too early for me to be funny. So I'll just return to my own ode to my pre-TEA cuppa morning tea. GREG
ReplyDeleteSteamed and attempted to enjoy some small artichokes last Friday, but kept thinking about this post when I couldn't find much meat on 'em. Ha! Say ... did a Roy Orbison song have anything to do with your blog's name?
ReplyDeleteBecky: I don't know which Roy O. song you're referring to, so the answer is no! Which song?
ReplyDeleteCommunication Breakdown!
ReplyDeleteAdair, you never fail to bring a smile to my face and this post is no different - BRAVO!!!
ReplyDeletehaha, the joy of Pinterest brings me here, and what do I uncover, but sweet Adair :)
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