You’re a stand-up kind of root
Yet
I don’t find you such a hoot
Beyond
the pale, your dim routine
Could
use more beta-carotene
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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ReplyDeleteThanks, Nikki, for being my biggest fan. :)
ReplyDeletePoor thing, he is kinda homely. But consider, that orange bottom would be nothing without his chlorophyll. Just sayin'.
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