Tea at the Tate, Tate Britain, London
While taking a break from the Turners, Gainsboroughs and Whistlers, I ordered a simple cup of tea at the Tate's museum cafe. Imagine what they would have brought out if I had ordered the high tea. A man in an Elizabethan collar to butter my crumpet? Either way, next time I'll be sure to wear my tiara. FYI, America: I could get used to being served my own pot of loose leaf tea with a stainless steel strainer and drip bowl. What's wrong with you?