You thought that you could stop and chill
Behind the garlic and the dill
The jig is up, I got your number
You’re that seedy, mean cucumber
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
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Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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Don't be so fickle
ReplyDeleteIt's just a pickle
Cute!
ReplyDeleteGotta watch out for those mean cucumbers. At least you have yours captured in a jar, so you are in control.
ReplyDeleteYour pickle's in a jam (jar) GREG
ReplyDeleteVery cute!
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