Today I am an heirloom
My skin so cragged and crinkled
The one who stole my cherry?
Now even he is wrinkled
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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16 tasteless remarks, 16 tasty recipes
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Ready for the neurotic notes of a food-obsessed writer? Then get out your Rolaids. Whether praising a pea or appraising the planet, I’m bringing too much to the table. —Adair Seldon
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So sweet, though maybe it's a little fruity…
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ReplyDeleteHeirlooms are collectible, so take some comfort there. GREG
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